Free your mind, the rest will follow
I need to purge myself of my assumptions, my judgments, my biases. Recognition must come first. So, in the order that I think them, here are a few of mine:
- Pink, particularly pastel pink, represents everything that my feminist mind abhors.
- Organized cheerleading (such as in HS) should either be recognized and practiced as its own sport or wiped off the face of the earth. Sideline "Rah rah's" in barely legal garb are obnoxious and degrading.
- I enjoy assuming that guys with certain vehicles are compensating for something.
- There is a correct way to put toilet paper on the dispenser.
- Body-hairless, bronzed, thin, flawless bombshells must have less personality, be high maintenance, and read at a 5th grade level.
- Cadbury eggs are superior to all other forms of candy, and they are infidels who disagree.
- People who don't like cats are heartless.
- Ketchup is disgusting unless in minute proportions; mayonnaise should replace ketchup at all costs.
- People who can't feel music are simply not alive.
- People who believe other than I do and make decisions that I would not make must be wrong on some level.
- *added 01 Aug* Compliments are said only because the person wants something and is buttering you up or because (s)he feels obligated to perform a social nicety.
- *added 01 Aug* If people saw me in the harsh light of day without the cover of make-up or clothing, they would reject me, whether to my face or not.
- I need to have the last word.




4 comments:
You forgot #12. Perhaps we should all switch to decaf! :P
#13 All men with mullets are eternally stuck in 1981 and, like blonde bombshells with ridiculusly tanned skin, read on a 5th grade level.
what's a mullet?
Hehe... a mullet is the hairstyle Wayne used to have. :D
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