Goopity, Goop, Goop, Goopums (But I don't like goop!)

Who knows where that mysterious red tube of former shoe gluing glory has gone...
...and who cares?! Because ladies and gentlemen, I found the amazing Amazing Goop! That's right, folks. It's amazing AND it's goop! What a great word that is. Let's all say it together, shall we?

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GOOP!

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Wasn't that just amazing? Feel free to say this lovely word while gooping your fingers together and scratching your nose! Or glop some on the floor and watch the cat goop it between her toes! (Oooo, I rhyme!) Your gooping fun will never end when your shoes you try to mend!