The key to unlock the hidden mysteries of the human soul...

...can be found in a mass-forwarded email containing a personality quiz designed by the Dalai Lama!

In the general mode of mindless after-work decompression, I for once actually followed the directions (well, at least some of them) on one of those *highly scientific* and *wish-granting* personality quiz forwards that I'm always receiving (and promptly deleting). You know the one - where you're asked to prioritize a list of animals in order of preference, list a personality trait for a list of animals, associate a name with a color, etc. The one where you get 25 ba-jillion warnings to forward this to 25 people in 25 seconds and whatever you do, don't read ahead and peek at the answers or else your chin will grow a hair-covered wart the size a Texas and you'll never get a date again and your mother will come down with lumbago and it's all your fault! *gasp* *gasp* *gasp* Ahem. Anyhoo, I thought my "results" for 2 of the questions were interesting enough to warrant sharing.

Scientific and Wish-Granting Fact #1. Prioritizing animals tells you your life's priorities!
I ordered them like so: Horse (Family), Sheep (Love), Tiger (Pride), Cow (Career), Pig (Money) (But now honestly, I'd like to see some money-grubbing floosey actually pick oinker as her favorite animal. Although to be perfectly honest, I nearly put Miss Piggy first just cuz I loves me my bacon, hehe)

Scientific and Wish-Granting Fact #2. Describing shtuff tells you personality traits about you and others!
Disclaimer - I swear I didn't know the "answers" when I wrote down a description for each item, lol. But I like my results nonetheless. :D Dog (I'm a loyal butt-sniffer), Cat (My sweetie pie purrs when I pet him), Rat (My enemy's intelligent... and hey, aren't I my own worst enemy?), Coffee (I like my nookie "strong... and with a spoon in it" [quote from Eddie Izzard]), Sea (My life could be described as "blue and gray and green." [quote from Sarah Plain and Tall])