What's your flirting style?

So I'm doing my semi-weekly MySpace log-in to check up on a few friends... but I just can't get past the stupid ad that's blinking on the right side of my browser window.

Now first of all, why are the last three options all the same? Am I missing something here?! What happened to boy shorts? Granny panties? Hipsters, anyone? How about high-cut briefs for those grannies that want to show some leg? And hey... I want a choice that's blank. Can you show me a little something with waist or thigh support? Sigh... but no, tho we certainly have our choice of thong options... actually though, they're all just different style g-strings, so we don't even get thong options!

Ah well, who needs a doctorate in psychology when we have underwear?