A Dedication to Squirrelly Wrath

This post is dedicated
to the squirrel
who had to choose between
a Toyota Celica and a Honda Civic.
He chose the Civic.

http://www.hackwriters.com/squirrelstory.htm Thanks to Redblur for the forward! Be sure to check out the link to read a HILARIOUS story, previewed below, about another squirrel who chose a different path.

never dreamed that slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be co incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect!

....Picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, and a tee-shirt, and leather gloves, puttering at maybe 25 mph down a quiet residential street, and in the fight of his life with a squirrel. And losing...