DramaCat
THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR SUPPLYING CAPTIONS!!
I'm sure some of you might have noticed that I bcc'd everybody on my email requesting ideas, but its purpose was twofold: 1) I didn't want people hitting Reply All and ruining the surprise, and 2) I didn't want to start one of those group emails that quickly clogs your inbox. And if anybody thinks of some more, please throw them in comments!But now, without further delay:
Take me to . . . . The volcano!O sole mio!
Everybody was kung fu fighting...
Friends, Romans, Country Cats, lend me your whiskers . . .
Va, pensiero, sull' alli dorati!
Cry havoc, and let loose the cats of war!
A box! A box! My kingdom for a litter box!
Friends, Felines and Housemates lend me your Catnip!
It is I, Kitty, who will take the first sniff!!!!
And they will hold their cat-hoods cheap who fought not with us upon St.
Crispian's Day!...and there I was, 40 feet up in that tree...oy!
My kind of town, Chicago is...
Ah, ah, ah--stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Let me see your tootsie roll--to the left, to the left
Thank ya, Jesus-- the Holy Spirit--it's got me!!!
Then Spiderman grabbed MaryJane and shot his webbing like this...
Cannon to right of them, Cannon to left of them, Cannon in front of them, Volley'd and thunder'd; Storm'd at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well, Into the jaws of Death, Into the mouth of Hell, Rode the six hundred.
--- and my favorite submission saved for last---





2 comments:
To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable mice
To bear with unbearable attention
To run when the vacumn cleaner starts
To right the unrightable wrong
To purr pure and chaste from afar
To try when your paws are too weary
To reach the unreachable catnip.
Horray, horray for Don Quixote!
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