Cause & Effect

Cause: Indiana Jones’ spectacular performance in “Even a Blind Squirrel Can Sometimes Find a Nut”

Effect: Instantaneous full-body laughter that makes it necessary to clap both hands over your mouth in a futile attempt to not disturb puka neighbors

Cause: One too many iced chai lattes

Effect: Mean Gene Employee: e, are you married?

e: Huh? Am I what? Um, yes.

Mean Gene Employee: I’ll have to go tell my manager that.