Just Call Me "King Itchy"

It's been how long since I posted anything? What can this mean? Apocalypse, surely, cuz I know I don't have a life.

Anyhoo. I brought home a few souvenirs from the trip to Missouri. Two books, a wind chime, an oven mitt (all hand-me-downs) ... and 60+ chigger bites. Let me enumerate, please; I want to share my itchy agony.

FIFTEEN on my left shoulder blade.
EIGHT dispersed in my scalp.
SIX on my right hand.
FIVE in the nether regions. (the pervs)
FIVE on my left hand.
FIVE on the small of my back.
THREE under my left armpit.
THREE on my neck.
TWO behind my right ear.
TWO under my right armpit.
ONE behind my left ear.
ONE on my right cheek.
ONE under my right bra strap.
ONE on my right foot.
ONE in the hairline on my forehead.

And was it worth it? ABSOLUTELY. I got to enjoy the farm (hauling wood) with Dad and my brother's family... and check out the rustic cabin my niece, nephew, and I built!